Admit it, a visit to the state fair . . .

. . . always brings neutering to mind.

"...he threw the gnome in frustration..."

I can relate.

Seafood!

I always order mine without.

"...25 braided hair extensions ripped from her head during the scuffle."

That's what you call vivid detail.

Shocking!

Lucky stiff. Kidding!

Just forget it.

Forget the entire thing. Let's just face it: our country can no longer pull off an election.

Did someone say "mounties?"

Oh! Canada!

Typical Yankee fan

This doesn't seem much weirder than other funerary customs. But it's getting attention.

In Texas he would have gotten the death penalty

Sounds like a head case.

Good one! I don't get it.

They say the old ones are the best ones.