Ach, du lieber!

German Idol contestant does Nirvana.

The New Yorker visits the Creation Museum

". . . barrage of falsehoods written on slick signboards . . ."

Only one of them has never been able to see beyond the front porch.

Bush's public lands legacy is a sad sight to behold

Sometimes they listen to tangos.

Borges' Boswell

"Baby must dry several weeks . . . "

You can really taste the Jesus

Sandusky. Good times.

Reporter's Notebook

Was that wrong? Should we not have done that?

The "family jewels."

Run that by me again

Start from the end.

Incontinental Airlines

Passengers on a Continental Airlines flight had to hold their noses

Now he has his eye on some really sweet bear traps

" ...man suffered multiple snakebites while stealing venomous snakes ..."

How much would you pay for 30 seconds of sheer terror?

Wait! Don't answer.

September, you say?

"I was sick to my stomach."

Iraqi orphanage nightmare

". . . and found something horrific."

Good doggie! Good doggie!

A man who jumped into Lake Erie and drowned while trying to save his dog was wanted in Detroit on a first-degree murder

Ed Begley, Jr. just had a conniption

" . . . the world’s largest and grandest limousine."

That explains it

Oh! It wasn't within the purview. Well, that's OK then.

Dang.

Did you feel a drop? I think I felt a drop.

The Tiger roars

Tiger Woods' competitive streak called "desperate."

Suspect is said to be packing

The "diaper flasher" is at it again.

Crisis averted, threat conquered!

" . . . the whale's age, estimated between 115 and 130 years old."

Perfect. Yep, that's the word for it.

Musical stunt.

That's Mister Moron, to you!

After mentally sitting for two months

Stalinism + ineptitude =

Death in a Siberian Gulag

That's what you get for being impoverished.

Low-income families would be foolish to save.

You couldn't hit the side of a barn smoking Kent.

Be a better marksman.

I'm no genius or anything? But why not, like, cut through the tree instead of your leg? I'm just sayin'?

"...amputated a leg with pocket knives...."

And yet if I were to strangle them, I would be the one put on trial.

"a truly appalling show of scientific illiteracy"

Photos show skeleton sticking out of iceberg

This is totally an alien.

Which way to the vomitorium?

You say it's to the left?

JFK vs. GWB

Mistakes were made versus " ... the final responsibilities of any failure are mine, and mine alone."

iViva Gabo!

A visit by ailing Nobel-winning author gives Colombian birthplace a boost

A: 100%

Q: What percentage of this is creepy?

An anniversary

This was a sad day

Journey of mankind

Keep going! Almost there!

Think you're intelligent?

WRONG!

can you blame him?

more comfortable with machines than people.

From Russia, with Love. Well, not love, exactly . . .

North Koreans fleeing their country

Gwyneth Paltrow? Give to me big kiss!

Belarusian movie posters

They were so backward, bless 'em, they thought the Iraq war was connected to 9/11

Remote tribe discovered in the Amazon

Pulitzer prize winner corrects your misinterpretions, no charge

Fahrenheit 451 not about censorship

I suggest the security guard become an American Idol judge

Shot dead for singing out of tune.

The brain cancer. Any correlation?

HOLLOW PLANET THEORY

and its pet chimpanzee, Chim Chim

Go, Speed Racer and, if I may be so bold as to venture, furthermore, go.

What about Trump's hair?

Seven new wonders of the world

First thing she should do is move from Florida to Manitoba.

Something else to worry about.