No, duh . . .

". . . the process of flirting actually mimics brain damage . . . "

Come for the race,

stay for the pageant!

You mean . . .

. . . it's not supposed to be steaming?

Opportunity knocks!

For immediate release.

Way to go, . . .

. . . ignoramasi!

Subtitling fiasco turns film into a comedy of errors

Burking in Paris, royal-style

Are women human?

Well, are they?

I think I saw a guy at the library wearing one of these.

Or it might have been a salad bowl.

Worst. President. Ever.

George W. Bush's Overall Job Approval to New Low

Cincinnati girls

like to party.

Yeah, that'll do it

Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

Hillary Clinton and the double standard

"This is sociopathic woman-hating."

For the young folks

It's music to their rears!

Well, her clothes were probably in the dryer

". . . greeted the police process server in her underwear."

It's fun to stay there

Also, odorless skunks can be a hazard.

Kansas

We view officials as officials

torture methods

No thanks, I'll take the waterboarding instead.

Police get to the bottom of things

Actual headline.

These guys still look tough, . . .

. . . but I bet I could outrun them all.