The future.

You kids nowadays are great.

It's called fashion. You probably wouldn't get it.

The underpants turn into an egg mcmuffin.

Where does one start with this one? I ask you.

". . . I was like, no this ain't good."

Classy

Edited testimony.

More Onion City by Sue Lense

Yikes!

Your costume.

Oh, dear.

Bullitt Avenue news.

Oh, my.

A Unitarian. Say no more.

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth

John Gray's nightmare.

North Carolina

One time I found a dead beetle in my Weber kettle grill. True story.

list

Christmas gift for Mother? Done!

On the menu

Mm-mm, papa like.

Remember to forget

The case for forgetting

Well, that's one way to do it.

Headline

like Disney's Tomorrowland

"unfortunately, ownership has shifted."