Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Saturday, July 21, 2007

The Crazy Adventure of Ms. Bile, Richard Burton, and Corporal Cramp

" . . . he said, they should probably check their toilet bowls before sitting down upon them."

And for whoever has $6,300

"This is a perfect robot for whoever does not have a lot time to stay with child."

Impeachment is back . . .

. . . and it's better than ever.

Monday, July 9, 2007

Send her to Gitmo!

The woman hasn't watered her lawn in more than a year

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

The Face of Age

Some great faces

She should have tossed it into the coffin

Flora Zimbelman says it all started 54 years ago when she put an uncooked hot dog in her sister’s suitcase.

Sunday, July 1, 2007

Interactive Reptile Mind

Submit your ideas for children's book titles which literary agents may find a challenge to place with a publisher, such as:

Farty McWhistlebottom and the Bisexual Trotskyites Take Manhattan
Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Pap Smear
Green Eggs and Meth