Try answering "PBS" , , ,

and they'll throw you in gitmo.

Oh, yeah.

Life's fair.

Misinformation graphic

Have you seen this cat?

"Them's MY haids!"

A good, old-fashioned, mother-daughter West Virginia head theft.

Yeah, but how long will it take?

Like talking to a wall, only more frustrating

Conservatives proven to be irrational.

Mm-mm, b-a-c-o-n

Click on the photo.

I wonder if they've had trouble with people bogarting the condiments?

Religion

Thou Lone Star State

This takes balls the size of, well, you know ...

Admit it, a visit to the state fair . . .

. . . always brings neutering to mind.

"...he threw the gnome in frustration..."

I can relate.

Seafood!

I always order mine without.

"...25 braided hair extensions ripped from her head during the scuffle."

That's what you call vivid detail.

Shocking!

Lucky stiff. Kidding!

Just forget it.

Forget the entire thing. Let's just face it: our country can no longer pull off an election.

Did someone say "mounties?"

Oh! Canada!

Typical Yankee fan

This doesn't seem much weirder than other funerary customs. But it's getting attention.

In Texas he would have gotten the death penalty

Sounds like a head case.

Good one! I don't get it.

They say the old ones are the best ones.

All roads lead to Memphis

Elvis has left the Colosseum.

I've said it before and I'll say it again . . .

Dang.

I use it as dressing for a Post-It salad

Maybe he thought it would make him invisible.

Underwear Chicken

I hope they were clean underwear. Otherwise, he should be embarrassed.

This probably explains a lot

Poll.

Found at the library

Dang.

I want to party with this guy.

I'll bet this happens all the time

Walmart, eh?

New kids book

Another sign of the approaching apocalypse?

Police crack case . . .

. . . wide open.

Mm-mm, you can really taste the placenta!

". . . erased the distinctive odor of the beast, peach flavor."

For outstanding achievement

An award-winning pair.

Education, . . .

. . . Texas-style.

Finally!

"The Safest Rest You've Ever Had!"

Have they tried Preparation H?

Astronomers Find Oldest Known Asteroids

Chinglish signs

Hey, I used to use these as pick-up lines!

"It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said of the bathroom incident.

He saw it coming a mile away.

No need to worry

It only affects people who breathe.

What is going on?

Can you use this while wearing these?

What Happens When Your Name is 'Weenus' . . .

. . . and you've heard one too many John Denver songs.

Combat global warming

". . . [W]e ladies should focus on what we're really good at--interior decoration and taking care of men and children."

An essay and its editors.

Babysitters

Invader in the bedroom

Chairs

Dang.

"She picked up a furry dead rodent about the size of a football"

Someone alert Captain and Tennille!

Whew! Just dodged a bullet.

No, duh . . .

". . . the process of flirting actually mimics brain damage . . . "