Hey, at least they didn't make them eat someone else's vomit.

Romney: "Know who goes swimming while wearing contacts? Terrorists, that's who, smart guy."

Inside a GOP Effort to Rig the 2002 New Hampshire Elections

Didn't pass the smell test.

Onion City, cont'd

Sounds like Rosie O'Donnell. Hi-yo-oh!

". . . the massive, impregnable Gyptodon, a two-ton, 10-foot(3-meter)-long beast covered in armored plates and a spiky tail."

"We're going to work on smacking the s*** out of this issue,"

Bush is shocked, shocked!

Wos' all this then, eh? 'Sploding toilet, guvnah?! Society's to blame.

Taylor-Balls said he had been driving for 55 years without an accident.

AA-AA-AA-AH-HH!

Spider Attacks Shuttle

Yeah, nobody likes a destroyed virescence

Seven don'ts of Shanghai

Where's electric football?

25 most baffling toys