Finally!

"Holy mackerel!" said actor Henry Winkler

A born-again Christian . . .

. . . named Butt Naked.

Now will you stop eating seafood?

Consider yourself berated.

President Reagan: fiscal butthead

"Facts are stupid things."

Contact Lenses With Circuits, Lights A Possible Platform For Superhuman Vision

Bunnies with x-ray vision

I recommend the "Bury" juice

Don't stiff the waiter.

Leona Helmsley

Picky, picky

". . . beauties of Thornham Walks . . . "

Don't mess with the Fabmeister

"'. . . you'll be like, 'Fabio, I can't believe how much energy I have.'"

How old are ya?

I just want to bang on the drum all day.

Repress U: How to Build a Homeland Security Campus in Seven Steps

You're out of line, soldier.

National Debt Chart

But Republicans are good with money, right?

Opening Soon in Your Area

Commodore Huckabee's Flim-Flamlicious Family Theme Restaurant and Dog Murdery. Official spokesperson? Michael Vick.

Paying Insurgents

Your tax money, at work.

Bush supporters like their censorship

Oh, you say Bush wants to take away my Constitutional rights? That's ok then, as long as it's Bush.

They were short a few acorns

Eden

Personally, I'm more of a butt man.

Parallel universes beguile science.